Top Ten

Here is a funny thing I found off the web. Enjoy

Top Ten Ways the Bible would be diffrent if it were written by college students.

10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning col.

9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in large font.

8. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.

7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria.

6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to abuse@romans.gov

5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.

4. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon

3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.

2. Reasons why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask for directions and look like freshmen.

1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled and all-nighter.