Biblical Headlines Written by Today's Media

This is somthing funny I found on the web.

Biblical Headlines Written by Today's Media

On Red Sea Crossing:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Enviromentalists Killed

On David vs. Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock

On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMISTS INTO FRENZY
400 Killed

On the birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple

On feeing the 5,000:
PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior

On Healing the 10 lepers:
LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED
"Faith Healer"Causes Bankruptcy

On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:
MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer's Investigate Lost

On raising Lazarus from the dead:
FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Will Reading to be Delayed